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Recap For Jan Miles [Jan. 29th, 2012|10:58 pm]
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and then I saved my legs Thursday, due to the weeknd of cycling ahead with the pub crawl and Critical Mass.

Critical mass was the whole let's park at the coffee shop so we don't have to ride back to the park later. typical ride, I branched off for fucks sake. No reason, I did miss the downtown stroll, but I also missed out on the hills. So, yeah.

Saturday pub crawl we parked out at that office by the news paper building. Back roads to the first stop on Mills, back roads to the Milk District, then Thorton Park. From there it was off to the last stop in the heart of downtown on Orange Ave.

That's where my bike got stolen and then I had to hoof it back to the car.

So tally that up your ass...

CM = 8
PBRPC = 5.2

Those look like some rookie ass digits to me.

8 + 5.2 = 13.2

240.4 + 13.2 = 253.6


Like i said I was shooting for 200 miles a month. And I think I'll stay firm to that. These are good numbers for January, but I may have over did it, I don't know. Time will only tell.

Also considering that my place of employment is 7-9 miles from home. Round trip is looking like 14-18. Not too mention if I were to dilly dally. Stopping at shops, food and booze spots, my friends crib, etc...

I wonder what the numbers for February and March are gunna look like.

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Watching The Magic Lost To The Pacers [Jan. 29th, 2012|07:50 pm]
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Fucking sucks.

They lost two games back to back, this one looks fucked too. Glenn Davis just jumped in the crowd trying to keep the ball inbound.


I have employment. I rode Critical Mass and Pub Crawl. I had my Frankenstein bike stolen last night. And Andy and Ron got into a fight.

My main concern is fixing my broken TV or replacing it. The bike that was stolen had my lights on it so I need new ones of those. I want a bicycle seat.

In the long run I want a Macbook and an Ebike.

Then maybe I'll worry about my debt. lol

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My Computer SUCKS [Jan. 25th, 2012|07:42 pm]
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big ass around town loop for no reason, test rides of the big wheel, fetch a pale of water, night pick by p lo, night pick in waterford, a breif pick by my house, today i went to the comic book store, and after dinner went for a ride with my brother and father.

talley that up your ass

11.6 + 5 + 6.7 + 21.7 + 18.7 + 11.6 + 7.7 = 83

157.4 + 83 = 240.4


240 miles this month and I haven't even hit up a Critical Mass or PBR Pub Crawl. I'm fucking killing it.

I did this week alone what it would of taken me a month to do last year.

I was shooting for 200 miles a month. 2,000 miles in 2012 but I think I might hit 3,000

Fuck Yeah. BIKES!

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Sunday Night I Watch Adult Swim With The Same Joy As When I Was 19 [Jan. 23rd, 2012|01:35 am]
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[adult swim]

Ventrue Brothers. Great show. I'm confused on the last two seasons. Jackson Publick has a LJ. You should check it out. He posts Venture Bros exclusives and updates. It's cool.

Sunday used to be a highlight of my life. I was at Florida Tech BS school and had a job, but on Sunday night I wasn't at either of those places. I was on the sofa watching Aqua Teen and Family. Drinking beer out of a 20 pack that I got from the bodega, smoking weed out of a metal pipe.

Tonight, I wake up and it's already 11 something.

I just ate a jalapeno burger that I grilled from earlier today. That's my night breakfast. I put spicy nacho cheese on the bun too. FAT! It was good. I'm al out of water so I'm stuck drinking from the the city tap. I'd rather die.

I'm thinking after I brush my teeth and release my bowels, I'll take the cargo bicycle and go rummaging through the trash.

That's how my life is.

It makes me laugh. I'm not horribly ashamed.

I'm more ashamed of my criminal background then I am of physically picking through strangers trash for something I could use, recycle, or sell.

That's how my life is.

About a week ago I had an interview for a job. I haven't had been that far in the job application process in about a year. I was nervous. I felt like I was going to court. It was a horrible feeling. Sweat everywhere. Got a little lost on the way to the place, still made it before my appointment. It's time to meet Omar, my potentiel empoleyr and they tell me he's gone for the day.

FML. I was soooo pisssed.

I thought things were going good. I felt a change about to happen.

Nothing's ever a shore thing.

I left a note with my info and my resume and asked the people working if they could leave it on his desk.

I called in later days and was informed that he's sorry he missed me and that the meeting had been rescheduled.

Thank goodness.

I could still fuck it all up though. Real quick and easy.

I'm just staying positive.

Here's a picture of a bicycle a build on Saturday...

A Frankenstein made for Critical Mass or the PBR pub crawl this upcoming weekend. It's a fun ride. Because the handle bars are so monstrous that when you stand and ride your eye level is at 7 feet or so. It makes me feel tall. The only thing I don't like is the rear wheel is from a child's bike so the spokes aren't as frequent. I can see it being a problem with my heavy ass. I'd also like to have a longer seat stem. Using the longest stem I could find. If it was a little taller my legs wouldn't be as cramped up in my gut as I pedal.

Otherwise it's just a fun ride. I love the steering. I can't wait to take it down a hill.

And here's a picture of me that I just took...

Let me get going and see what treasures I can salvage out the trash.

Last time I went out on my cargo bike on a solo mission I came home with 2 bottles of Gatorade, some beer coosies that look like shirts, a fan motor, a pair of busted K2 inlines, some shop towels and some audio cassettes.

Getting my miles in. Finding some trinkets.

I got a lot of time on my hands.

Wish me luck!

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157.4 [Jan. 19th, 2012|06:07 pm]
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133.7 + 23.7 = 157.4


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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2012|03:03 pm]
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last night went and did Tuesday Knight Ride and then broke off to meet my cousin at Gator's Dockside in Winter Springs to catch the end of The Magic game.

Got slammed off cheap beers.


105.8 + 27.9 = 133.7


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(no subject) [Jan. 17th, 2012|08:47 am]
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98.2 + 7.6 = 105.8


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It's Still Cold And I Gotta Pee [Jan. 15th, 2012|11:17 pm]
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87 + 11.2 = 98.2

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My Nose Is Cold [Jan. 14th, 2012|06:59 pm]
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So this fitocracy.com is giving me some guff. You go to enter one thing and it disappears later.


77.3 + 9.7 = 87

200 - 87 = 113

113 miles left to go.

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Stop Being Fat [Jan. 13th, 2012|12:37 pm]
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3 + 10 + 17.6 + 14.9 + 11.1 = 56.6

56.6 + 20.7 = 77.3

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