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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2013|06:37 pm]
Sloth Skywalker
Just whipped this up

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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2013|06:06 pm]
Sloth Skywalker
Bitch you comin round me?
I got a ski mask and a disease
I displeased w pussies like you
GOtta hand cannon
make you jump like kangaroo

Bitch I said this once
An eighth of a ton
you gunna feel my bump
puttin lumps on chumps
easy like lunch

you know i'm that dude
cause I'm smoking out the bong

Cheech and chong
never go wrong
What's the password
420 backwards
Absurd with my abstract words

Can't hear when I'm not in range
turn the volume down
radio strange
Bout that Sloth Life
Chicken fingers
chuggin PBR in an Escalade
gunna drink til i fade or puke
Actin like Luke
But I'm really clark duke
No light sabre
just another beer
Watch my motherfucking liver disappear
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your mom is friends only [Dec. 21st, 2012|12:01 am]
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Yoooooo [Dec. 12th, 2012|09:25 am]
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Work sucks. I don't even think there's a new South Park tonight. My Back hurts. Christmas gifts for the family. More money if I didn't smoke trees. Need a new job. A purchase needs to be made. A real purchase in strides to my future. Short term. Short term.

If you want to get fired, you tell your boss how to do his job. I need this shit money.

I need to be LLC.


Also my elbo scar from my last bicycle crash is nasty. And it always hurts. Elbows pads are real. I should always use them. Knees.

Pain is a teacher.

One of the 3 friends I have left is turning 29 today. There's a dinner tonight.

I can almost do a pullup.

Since attending the gym I am the strongest I have every been. But I am also the heaviest I have ever been.

It's only gunna get worse. In a good way.

I have leftover muscles from early in life that've stuck with me.

Quads, cycling, forever
Calves, skating, teens
Chest and Tricep, weightlifting, teens
Delts and Shoulders, 20's, weightlifting

Now I'm focused on Back and Bicep.

The only thing that remains after that is Core, Abs.

That'll be a battle. But I can't wait for my 30's.

Latest picture of myself

The latest project I whipped up...


Hit me up life.

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Hey! Whatcha Been Up To? [May. 31st, 2012|11:31 am]
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First of all, where did the last.fm music detection button go? Bitches!

Without saying too much, I've been busy being employed. Shit's crazy. Money in my pocket. On my feet for hours on end.

It's not like I never had a job before. I've been punching the clock since I was 14 years old.

I was just on a 3 years hiatus.

Even though I commute on my bicycle, I ride nowhere as hard or fast as I did while I was unemployed.

The joy of cycling has kinda been taken away. It's not like I'm riding for a Pub Crawl, or a Critical Mass, or a cruise, or to funner destinations then work or my bed.

The streets are busy though, man. A young 20 something's hispanic male smashed his car into a tree right in front of the neighborhood. He died at the scene and from what I heard there was a passenger taken into the hospital critically injured. They has a candle lit memorial at the sight, under the tree. The road was the speed bump road, Percival. Saturday, late night, obviously speeding, hits the first speed bump, still pretty fast and then doesn't turn on where the road bends, right before the next speed bump, hits the tree head on, who knows at what speed? You can plainly see a tire skid mark leading up to the tree. Marking whatever last ditch effort was available.

I've seen older hispanic men and women drop off flowers a few times already and this isn't even a 2 week old event. It's sad, but what do you expect to happen when you drive like an asshole? Especially in unknown territory. If you were familiar with that road you would know about the bumps and the curves. I could see how that sounds insensitive but that's how I feel.

I could only imagine if myself or one of my brothers killed themselves or someone else for driving recklessly. I'd be completely devastated but I'd be mad as hell that they were acting like an idiot. Being a jerk isn't a good enough excuse to ruin and end lives.

Anyway, it's my day off (kinda). I had shit I want to do and shit I need to do.

Gotta work on that shed, gotta sell some bikes.
Wanna smoke some trees, wanna read some comics.

Also the gym. Signed up for the gym. It's nice.

link1 tender|chicken tenders

updateing [Apr. 10th, 2012|09:57 am]
Sloth Skywalker
[music |Squarepusher - Ultravisitor | Powered by Last.fm]

Once again some thoughts that I'd liek to write on paper but I'm too lazy to leave my seat and this screen.
I've become a slob when writing physically. It's insane. worse then when I type drunk. When I write I forget so many words. How to spell those words, I mean. Simple words that I know how to spell too. Sometimes I think my mind is going to mush. And not like normal mush but like, I'm an idiot and I haven't had a mental challenge. Like an on paper idiot.

I still know how to not get hit by a car. Or how to play it cool when the time calls for it, etc..

But like, I've been out of school so long. I haven't been writing. I guess it adds up.

I gotta stay sharp in days like these.

I'm waiting to log my thoughs untill this fuckin lasft.fm station loads.

"Clark" radio.

What I did was bookmark a track when I was listening to Pandora at work the other night. So I now log onto last.fm and start a radio station from that. Compare and see what is going on. last.fm and Pandora are on 2 different pages it seems like. Chris keeps tellin me to get up on spotify. I've seen social network users do the whole spotify thing and also I've seen him use it himself and it just seems shitty. mhELL, i DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO USE PANDORA AT FIRST BECASUE i WAS SO DEDICATED TO LAST.FM but I hit the fuckin caps lock key and I'm not going to correct it. But yeah Pandora is so versatile on multiple platforms of listening. Plus they are free, the mobil last.fm app is cash for usage.

Sittting here. kind of buzzed off a few beers. Today is my mom's birthday. It feels to good to have a job because I was able to gift her something of value. I staright up put a price on the bitch though. $100 visa giftcard. A card signed by her sons and some snowballs.

I didn't realize untill when I woke up at about 4AM and logged onto FB to see Ana fucking Vives write on my mother's wall "happy b-day!" So I was like, FUCKING DUH!.

dIDN'T GET HER ANYTHING NOR DID i REMEMBER BUT I hit the caps lock buytton again. SO we ran out and went to walmart neighborhood market.

Still gotta clean the grage. clean my room. do laundry for work tonight. Install the microwave we found in the trash. Oh, and it's game night at Pablo and mARY'S. D& D. I'm a human hunter ranger. Bow skills. Still gotta choose 4 feats.

We can thanks Chris for this. His girlfriend hates it.

I play before work. My bike is good. I got it sworking so no rides fvrom my bro after something breaks on my way out.


linkchicken tenders

I'm Too tired For Anything To Matter [Feb. 27th, 2012|10:11 am]
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So much on my mind. It's the kind of stuff that needs to be recorded because the details are precise. I'll begin to forget them a little more every day.

It's also hard to find new music. I know maybe, one other person who I can share msuic with and new stuff. I'm out here on the web and in local publications looking for the new hot ish.
I'm not in a big circle of music freaks.

Not to mention nobody I talk to on a daily basis is into hiphop the way I feel about it and pay attention to it. I can't share that shit with no one. Nobody around me cares.

So many things I enjoy by myself.

But that's fine.

The winter is wrappin up. Typical Florida winter in my eyes. Odd colds streaks. Rain. Lots of wind. Dropped into the 30's a few times. Cold in the morning, hot once the sun comes out. Then it gets cold again.

Spring and sweat is on thew way. I already see's the trees around me doing crazy things. Brown to green.

I wish I had bigger biceps.

I should brush my teeth.

I gotta get down to the bike shop and pick up those free rims I was offered.

I chose the sloth moniker for a reason.

linkchicken tenders

Pretty Much Haven't Ridden My Bicycle Since The 11th [Feb. 19th, 2012|12:15 pm]
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[music |Hollertronix - Fall Back | Powered by Last.fm]

I feel shameful.

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So February Is Coming Along Decent [Feb. 11th, 2012|08:56 am]
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[music |Diplo - Sarah | Powered by Last.fm]

Employement is typical min wage BS. I'm fine with that. I want to see Star Wars 3D. NBA All Star Game. Megacon.

I want them all.

My miles, though....

I'm on a time crunch so I gotta get back to this shit but uh, earlier this week I went to the comic book shop and my buddy's house. Got a ride home from them. Dropped off at work and took a ride home on the bicycle. And the other day I did a quick loop around outside my hood, past the VA hang out and back.

Gunna ride to work and back. Leaving in a half hour.

Other then that I feel fine.

I have some ideas and no way to express them.

linkchicken tenders

So Much Shit To Do, Not Enough Hours In A Mother Fuckin Dizay [Feb. 6th, 2012|02:07 pm]
Sloth Skywalker
[music |The Notorious B.I.G. - Gimme The Loot | Powered by Last.fm]

Buisness hours are fucking faggot. Fuck any bitch in a suit and a tie. No respect from me. I like my people dirty.

Dirty, dirty, everyday motherfuckers.

That's my type of niggah.

I want to see stains, I want to see beat up shoes.

Real people shit.

Anyway, I don;t know what my final January Miles is? Or did I already calculate that? I'll get back to it.

New PC so I can keep up on my shit, unlike the last couple months of my life.

February makes a ride with my brother to the bank. Superbowl took a ride to my friends and then back. This morning I took the bicycle to work and back.

Talley that for your ass....

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